ALL ABOUT MAN
A1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. *Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
16. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. And a woman’s gotta do what he can’t.
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HUAHAHA geezzzz that was really good n so true huh!!!! LOL
Found the joke on the net and thought wud share it wif ya all… neva stop laughin, cos;
“Laughter is a melody, a concert from the heart, a tickling by angels, creative living art. Laughter heals and comforts, sometimes gentle sometimes bold. Laughter is a freeing dance, performed within the soul.”
- Serene West
